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Week One — You Get This
Real Fake Trivia Game

A full Jeopardy-style board built entirely around your team’s history, lore, disasters, and occasional moments of glory. Four categories. Five clues each. $200 through $1,000. The $1,000 questions are genuinely hard. We verified every fact. We are not kidding about that part. Click on any one of the boxes and start the game!

The Who Dat Files The Brees-Payton Dynasty The Moore Rebuild The No-Call Ledger
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$800$800$800$800
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That’s Week One. Next week you get this →

Week Two — You Get This
Classified Ads

Nine satirical classified ads, three columns, all team-specific. FOR SALE. WANTED. LOST & FOUND. HELP WANTED. ANNOUNCEMENT. NOTICE. PERSONALS. OBITUARIES. The CONTACT line is always the punchline. Always.

For Sale

Derek Carr — Retired, $150M Contract Concluded, Era Filed Under Expensive

Carr signed a four-year, $150 million contract with New Orleans in 2023. He retired before the contract was completed. The Saints absorbed the associated dead cap. K. Moore replaced D. Allen as head coach mid-2024. T. Shough, a second-round rookie, emerged in the second half of 2025 and finished second in Offensive Rookie of the Year voting. The Saints went 5–3 down the stretch.

ContactK. Moore. He replaced the previous coach. He found a quarterback in the second round. He went 5–3 in the second half of 2025. He considers this a promising foundation.
Wanted

Tyler Shough — Full Season, Healthy, Consistent With the Second-Half Sample Size

Shough started nine games in 2025 after being inserted following Spencer Rattler’s demotion. He finished second in Offensive Rookie of the Year voting. He went 5–3 as a starter in the second half. K. Moore has confirmed he is the quarterback for 2026 and beyond. The Saints would like 17 games of the same Shough.

ContactT. Shough. He is the quarterback. He was inserted as a rookie and went 5–3. He is entering Year 2 as the confirmed starter. He has K. Moore’s confidence.
Lost & Found

Found: A Quarterback — T. Shough, Second Round, Second Half of 2025, Very Promising

The Saints have had a prolonged quarterback search since Drew Brees retired in 2021. They tried Jameis Winston, Taysom Hill variants, Andy Dalton, Derek Carr (retired), and Spencer Rattler (benched), before T. Shough emerged in nine games. K. Moore has confirmed the search is concluded. Nine games with a 5–3 record and second-place ROY voting is a promising sample.

ContactWho Dat Nation. They have been waiting for a quarterback since Brees retired. They believe Shough is the answer. The belief is provisional until 2026 confirms it.
Help Wanted

Playoff Appearance — Saints Haven’t Made It Since 2020, Shough Is the Application

The Saints last made the playoffs in the 2020 season. They have missed five consecutive postseasons. They now have T. Shough, who went 5–3 and finished second in ROY voting. K. Moore has confirmed the foundation is solid. The 5–3 second-half finish is considered the application for the playoffs.

ContactK. Moore. He has the application. He went 5–3 in the second half with a rookie quarterback. The Caesars Superdome has confirmed it is ready to host a playoff qualifier. It has been ready for five seasons.
Announcement

Official Statement: Shough Is the Quarterback, Moore Is the Coach, The Foundation Is Solid

The New Orleans Saints announce that T. Shough is the confirmed starting quarterback for 2026 and beyond. K. Moore is the confirmed head coach with minimal staff turnover. The Saints went 5–3 in the second half of 2025 with Shough at quarterback and nearly reached a three-way tie for the NFC South lead. The foundation is described as solid.

ContactK. Moore. He has the solid foundation, T. Shough, and minimal staff turnover. He went 5–3 in the second half. His confidence is based on nine games. It is a very encouraging sample.
For Sale
Expired

The Derek Carr Era — $150M Contract, Retirement Before Completion, Filed as Expensive

Available as a complete historical unit: a four-year, $150 million contract, a retirement before the contract was completed, and the associated dead cap that the Saints absorbed. The era was not considered a success. It produced T. Shough indirectly, in the sense that the Saints needed a quarterback and found one in the second round.

ContactNo further comment at this time. The era has been filed. The Carr era is over. The Shough era has begun. The price comparison is available upon request.
Notice

Attn: NFC South — We Went 5–3 in the Second Half and We Have Shough for Year Two

The New Orleans Saints formally notify the NFC South that T. Shough finished second in Offensive Rookie of the Year voting and went 5–3 as a second-half starter. The Panthers won the NFC South tiebreaker. The Buccaneers went 8–9. The Falcons have two left-handed quarterbacks competing. The Saints have one confirmed right-handed starter.

ContactThe NFC South. It has received this notice. The Saints have T. Shough and a solid foundation. The division acknowledges all of these situations.
Personals

Seeking: January Football — Who Dat Nation Has the Black and Gold and Five Years of Patience

Who Dat Nation, lifelong, New Orleans and the bayou and everywhere in between. Have watched five years without a playoff game since the Brees era ended. Have Tyler Shough’s 5–3 record on file. Have K. Moore, who kept his staff intact and his quarterback confirmed. Would like the Caesars Superdome to host a January game.

ContactWho Dat Nation. They are resilient. They have the gold and black. They have five years of playoff absence converted into fuel. Who Dat.
Obituaries

The Quarterback Search — Est. January 2021, Concluded November 2025 With Tyler Shough

The search passed in November 2025, when T. Shough was inserted as the starter and went 5–3 with second-place ROY voting. It lasted four and a half years. It included Winston, Hill, Dalton, Carr, and Rattler. It produced Shough, a second-round pick. It is survived by K. Moore and Who Dat Nation, who consider the Shough era its most encouraging prospect since Brees retired.

ContactThe search. It is concluded. It produced T. Shough in the second round. K. Moore has confirmed it is concluded. Who Dat.

That’s Week Two. The week after that you get this →

Week Three — You Get This
Top Ten List

A full team-specific Top Ten list. Completely deadpan. Treats every item with total journalistic seriousness. The list below is a sample. Yours will be specific to your team’s particular situation, history, and ongoing triumphs and disasters.

Top Ten Things You Can Buy for $24 at the Caesars Superdome
  • 10.One domestic beer, poured under a roof that has survived a hurricane and several quarterback eras.
  • 9.Parking, somewhere in the French Quarter’s orbit, a short walk and a long story away.
  • 8.A string of black and gold Mardi Gras beads, gently used, extremely resilient.
  • 7.A Tyler Shough jersey, second-round pricing, first-round hope.
  • 6.Half a po’boy, the other half already claimed by the dead cap.
  • 5.One laminated printout of the 2009 onside kick, for when you need to remember it worked.
  • 4.A Kellen Moore playbook replica, offensive-minded, optimistic about October.
  • 3.A “Who Dat” call-and-response practice card, for out-of-towners who need the training.
  • 2.Four months of this subscription. Which includes 16 pieces of premium satirical content, a trivia game, classified ads, a children's book, and a staff that has covered five years without a playoff game and knows exactly how loud the Dome gets when that changes.
  • 1.Hope, sold near the Dome entrance, black and gold, guaranteed fresh since November 2025.

    • That’s Week Three. Week Four brings this →

    Week Four — You Get This
    Fake eBay Listing

    Seven team-specific fake eBay listings, ready to go every cycle, styled exactly like the real site — photo, description, seller, and current bid. The items are always something your team has misplaced, squandered, or never possessed. Reserve has not been met, and never may be met.

    Vintage Helmet — GOLD, ‘The Brees Era’
    Seller: who_dat_nation
    Condition: Historically Significant
    A classic gold helmet with the black fleur-de-lis. A reminder of the days when we had a Hall of Fame quarterback and didn’t have to restructure 40 contracts every offseason just to sign a punter.
    $2,009
    current bid
    Salary Cap Padlock — RUSTED, ‘Mickey Loomis Special’
    Seller: cap_jail_warden
    Condition: Philosophically Compromised
    A massive, rusted iron padlock wrapped in heavy chains. It represents the $114 million in dead cap space we’re carrying this year. The key was thrown into the Mississippi River in 2021.
    $114
    current bid
    Kellen Moore’s Tablet — PRISTINE, ‘The New Offense’
    Seller: hope_springs_eternal
    Condition: Cautiously Optimistic
    Kellen Moore’s brand new playcalling tablet. He’s our 19th head coach, and we’re hoping his offense looks better than whatever we’ve been running for the last three years.
    $2,026
    current bid
    Yellow Penalty Flag — CRUMPLED, ‘The NOLA No-Call’
    Seller: robey_coleman_ghost
    Condition: Structurally Unsound
    A single, crumpled yellow referee penalty flag. It’s the one they SHOULD have thrown when Nickell Robey-Coleman blew up Tommylee Lewis. We will never get over this. Never.
    $2,018
    current bid
    Super Bowl XLIV Ring — GLEAMING, ‘Ambush Memories’
    Seller: tracy_porter_hero
    Condition: Historically Haunted
    A gleaming gold Super Bowl XLIV ring, heavy with diamonds. We stare at it every time we see the current salary cap projection. It was worth it, right? Right?
    $44
    current bid
    Tyler Shough’s Football — UNUSED, ‘The Rookie Hope’
    Seller: derek_carr_rights
    Condition: Emotionally Unavailable
    A pristine, unused football belonging to rookie starting QB Tyler Shough. We’re putting all our hopes on him because Derek Carr retired and we’re still holding his rights for some reason.
    $8
    current bid
    Mardi Gras Beads — FADED, ‘Superdome Faithful’
    Seller: dome_patrol_vet
    Condition: Enduringly Loyal
    A faded, slightly worn black and gold Mardi Gras bead necklace. It’s getting harder to wear these when we’re $114 million over the cap, but Who Dat Nation still shows up.
    $5
    current bid

    That’s Week Four. Then comes this →

    Week Five — You Get This
    The Outer Limits Enquirer

    One team-specific Outer Limits Enquirer front page, every cycle. Completely straight-faced. It sells itself — that’s how funny it is.

    ■ Transmission Received — Parallel Universe Dispatch ■
    Outer Limits Enquirer — Saints edition front page
    Signal Strong — Standing By

    That’s Week Five. Week Six delivers this →

    Week Six — You Get This
    NFL Competition Committee Proposes

    Four new proposed NFL rules, each presented with complete regulatory seriousness. The title is always “THE NFL COMPETITION COMMITTEE PROPOSES:” followed by the rule name. Three to five sentences of deadpan satire. A new batch of four rules, every seven-week cycle.

    Official Proposal 1 of 4 — NFL Competition Committee — 2026 Season

    The NFL Competition Committee Proposes:
    The Feelings Rule

    Effective immediately, any player who is visibly sad after a penalty will be allowed to challenge the call on emotional grounds. The replay official will review the player’s expression in slow motion. If certified “genuinely devastated” by a panel of three therapists stationed in the press box, the penalty is waived. The Dallas Cowboys have already filed 847 pre-season challenges.

    Official Proposal 2 of 4 — NFL Competition Committee — 2026 Season

    The NFL Competition Committee Proposes:
    Mandatory Honesty From Coaches

    Starting in 2026, head coaches will be required to answer one post-game question with complete honesty. The question will be selected at random by a wheel spin. Early testing was abandoned after three coaches resigned, one cried, and Bill Belichick’s honest answer was legally classified as a threat.

    Official Proposal 3 of 4 — NFL Competition Committee — 2026 Season

    The NFL Competition Committee Proposes:
    The Participation Fumble

    In an effort to make fumbles less discouraging, any fumble recovered by the opposing team will now be referred to as an “unintentional lateral.” The player who fumbled will receive a certificate of effort. The team that recovered it will receive six points. Both outcomes will be celebrated equally on the official broadcast.

    Official Proposal 4 of 4 — NFL Competition Committee — 2026 Season

    The NFL Competition Committee Proposes:
    Announcer Accuracy Ratings

    All play-by-play announcers will now be graded in real time by a panel of former players. Phrases such as “he just wanted it more,” “that’s a football player right there,” and “you cannot teach that” will trigger an automatic fine of $500 per occurrence. Early projections suggest the league will be debt-free by Week 3.

    That’s Week Six. And saving the best for last →

    Week Seven — You Get This
    The Children’s Book
    A Landolfi Media Original

    A fully illustrated satirical children’s book, team-specific, written for the fan who has a child who needs to understand why Sunday afternoons are like this. The illustrations are beautiful. The subject matter is not. Both things are intentional.

    Your Team’s Complete Illustrated History — Included With Every Subscription
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    The Story of the New Orleans Saints — Read the Full Book Below, Cover to Last Page
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    New Orleans, 1967
    The Story of the New Orleans Saints.
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    “Why Does Daddy Cry On Sundays?”
    A heartwarming story about a father, his team, and the annual tradition of explaining to a seven-year-old why the season is technically over in Week Eleven. Daddy is going to be okay. He has been through this before. He loves his team. That is the whole story.
    In Development · Fully Illustrated · Coming Soon
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    A celebration of everything a football team can be excellent at besides winning football games. The uniforms are nice. The stadium is large. The merchandise is widely available. A story about finding joy in the details when the scoreboard is unkind.
    In Development · Fully Illustrated · Coming Soon
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    A timeless bedtime story about a very special evening in December when everything was possible. The math worked out. The other teams lost. The tickets were being researched. And then the fourth quarter happened. A story about hope, arithmetic, and the importance of not checking the score too early.
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